The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke by Brian Boone, Trade Paperback
Get spooked by the kookiest and creepiest bunch of jokes there is! The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever . . . No Joke! is a haunted library full of ghoulish guffaws and giggles that will have you and all your favorite goblins laughing like jack-o’-lanterns! No nightlights necessary, this kid-friendly joke book is a puntastically playful tomb of fun. Take this cauldron companion anywhere, and you can bring even the most dead-boring situations howling back to life!
The Jokiest Joking Spooky Joke Book Ever . . . No Joke! Is filled with 1,001 of the silliest, kid-friendliest jokes for spooktacular fun. It is packed with funny stuff for all your best vampires, werewolves, witches, and Franken-friends. There are lots of funnily frightening illustrations throughout! Perfect for scaredy-cats and ghost-lovers alike, these funny one-liners, knock-knock jokes, graveyard puns, and creepy-crawly chucklers will keep you screeching like it’s Halloween all year long. Keep your wits about you with this cackling crypt of must-LOL jokes!
Brian Boone is the author of The Jokiest Joking Knock-Knock Joke Book Ever Written...No Joke! and many other books about everything from inventions to paper airplanes to magic to TV. He's written jokes for lots of funny websites and he lives in Oregon with his family.
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